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GIRL CRYPTICALLY POSTS AN EIGHT DAY COUNTDOWN.

Experts are scratching their heads due to a Facebook Girl’s cryptic “8 More Days <3!” post. There is absolutely no context given as to what this countdown could lead to. Several comments asking “til what?” by a few brave souls have frustratingly remained unanswered.  An anniversary? A vacation? We have no idea, we can only patiently wait for a clue in eight days. 

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GUY ON FACEBOOK WHO LOVES GUNS, POSTS ARTICLE ABOUT OBAMA TRYING TO TAKE AWAY GUNS

In an eye opening moment for the southern population of the United States, a Facebook Guy who loves guns, posted an article from a very reputable website, about President Obama signing absurd and outrageous bills into law. These laws will take away your guns, your rights, and most importantly, your freedom. Needless to say he was not happy about it. 

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GUY ON FACEBOOK IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT RETURNING

In a shocking “putting himself out there” moment, a Facebook Guy has admitted to being excited about Arrested Development returning. He even went so far as to post a link to an Entertainment Weekly “Sneak Peek” Article talking about how the actors feel about returning. As of this publication, it only has eight likes, so the jury is still out on how the internet feels about Arrested Development. 

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YOUR FRIEND WHO STAYED IN YOUR HOMETOWN IS MARRIED, HAVING KIDS

Your friend who stayed in your hometown, and who got married a few years ago, is having his second kid. He thanks everyone for their congratulations and is feeling #blessed.

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GIRL ON FACEBOOK THINKS SHE IS THE FIRST PERSON TO GET PREGNANT

A girl on Facebook believes she is the first person to ever get pregnant, judging by her frequent statuses. Updates about her absurd diet, her unborn baby’s behavior, constant picture uploads showing her stomach, and a daily countdown until birth really drive home the point that she is pregnant. This would all be fascinating if she was the first person to ever get pregnant, but the truth is, according to statistics, people get pregnant all the time.